Better Than Your Boyfriend's Band

by Gutwrench

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Foot Fear 02:37
They were just sitting there across the room But they've got the unmistakable scent of doom Their laces are evil and they just don't care I can't put 'em on so I've got nothing to wear And I'm afraid of my shoes They give me a fright When I'm alone in the night It's quite a sight Alright Their soles want my soul and they're hungry for more Sometimes on their own they'll walk out the door My life is ruined, it's all from them They are the conduits from which my troubles stem
I Burn a Lot 01:48
I burn a lot because it makes me feel Get up in the morning and I lay it to waste I burn a lot because it gives me safety I love the burning smell and I love the taste I burn a lot No one understand me, I said nobody cares They never try to see my point of view No one understands it, absolutely no friends That's why my next target could be you I burn a lot I burn a lot because it pulls back the feelings The feelings I got when you drove me away I burn a lot a lot a lot a lot I never see the night, to me it's all a fiery day I burn a lot
I'm passing the stone of love It soars through my bowels just like a dove I'll always remember how it feels When my gastro-intestinal juices congeal But I was just passing a stone I could never let it be I'll never be alone As long as you're here with me You've infected my urinary tract of pleasure Your acid-irritating properties are my treasure Your love has given my life direction And tamed the flames of my bowel infection
I use a stall when I go to the bathroom I use a stall when I pee Elvis was a stall man I'm a stall man, too
Intergalactic planetary store They've got things I've never seen before Like flying space dogs and silver strings And all sorts of other peculiar things Let's go to the coolest store in town Giant bed bugs and greasy hair And long lost items from market square Let's go to the coolest store in town Learn how to drive the latest Martian freighter Do the fifties twist with an alligator Let's go to the coolest store in town


Recorded in 1994 or so (I think) in the studio of Terry Lee Bolton. It wasn't a very pleasant process, and I think that's why the album's been unreleased until now. Enjoy if you can.


released January 1, 1994

Andy - vocals
Ted - guitar
John - bass
Nick - drums


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