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Thank and You
01:49
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Fortune Terror
03:20
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I wanted to see what the future holds for me
To see in advance what’s waiting in store for me
And now that I want to, the hour has come
I will pierce the locked gateways of time one by one
At age 42 I come down with a fever
I think it’s a cold or a flu but it’s neither
It turns out to be simple alien possession
They’ll use my own body to cause insurrection
So civilization as we know it falls
And America thinks I’m to blame for it all
And I’d like to hope that this event was the worst
But as I later found out it’s only the first
At age 47 my left arm falls off
It just falls on the floor after violently coughing
The doctors don’t bother to attempt reattachment
They just grab my right arm and then re-enact it
I’m armless and hairless and lonely and cold
And it’s still going to get worse than this, so I’m told
In a year I’ll be toothless, a coma then after
And then locusts eat out my tongue, those rat bastards
I wish that I’d never discovered my future
I wish that I’d stayed ignorant I was happier
Can I turn back the clock can I make myself dumber?
As carefree and stressless as I was last summer?
No I cannot I cannot make those changes
No matter how much the future rearranges
My future is horrible my death is clear
And all I can do is sit worrying here
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Death Cloud
01:28
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Shards of the sky
Falling hard
Shelter denied
It’s up to me
To face
The razor shards
Heavy clouds of diamond knives, inner core of Jupiter
Replacing what there used to be above vast horizon
A cataclysmic freak inversion, nature changed allegiances
Mass exodus impossible, but it’s our only hope
Death clouds
Sky shards
Never run
So fast
Safety nonexistent
Humanity bleeds out
And dies
Falling like knives
Nowhere to go
Freakish calamity
It’s up to me
To stop
The death cloud above
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Baby Walk the Baby Walk
01:14
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Alice Carolyn Fulton
02:27
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Sweet Sweat Suit
01:43
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Headline Doctor
03:27
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Bloat
02:12
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I can’t fit in the hallway
I’d try it but I always cause
Damage to the plaster
It happens faster and faster
And you won’t get your deposit
They’ll have to spend it on a fresh
Coat of paint and drywall
That’s because I’m thirty feet tall
And I’m sorry
My social skills aren’t what they should be
I don’t get much opportunity to
Try them on the public
I spend most times just stuffed inside
A room where I don’t fit
And frankly I am tired of it
I’d rather be out there
Even though I make the children scared
But I say I’m sorry
So forgive me if I’m awkward
I’m told my face can stop a clock
And that my hands look like couch cushions
I cause fear even when I shouldn’t
Some people throw their wallets and run
I’d protest but I need the money
It’s not a great way to make a living
But then I don’t really call this living
I’m so sorry
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Green Andy New York, New York
Oh, I'm just a guy. I make music. You know, the usual.
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