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Laughtertron

from 1111011 Justice by Green Andy

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I get my laughter from a machine
It’s much more efficient, environmentally clean
All of you have to rely on jokes
I haven’t done that for 10 weeks
And I’m never looking back, no
From a machine

I don’t regret it no no
I get my laughter from a machine
It’s so environmentally clean
No byproducts, no wasteful emissions
And I never have to wait for intermission

My joke machine tells me what I need
And when I get sick I just turn it off
I’m not being mean
It don’t care, it exists to please
It never tells bad jokes intended to tease

I love my joke machine
My joke machine means everything to me
I wouldn’t trade it for truckloads of tea
I need it now, I needed it then
You can tell me what, but I’ll tell you when

I want a joke and I want it now
I don’t care who says it, maybe I care how
My joke machine don’t need to be plugged in
It only runs on batteries
I love my joke machine

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from 1111011 Justice, released December 25, 2006

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