Ancient Secret

by Green Andy

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I am disgusted with you, you’re disgusted with me We’re disgusting; how can we even sleep? I am disgusted with everything that you are Things that you’re disgusted with, everything I fall behind I am disgusted with all of your family And you think my family is disgusting too I am disgusted with the clothes you wear And you think that the clothes that I wear are too disgusting to be true I am disgusted with myself for being disgusted with you Who’s disgusted with yourself for being disgusted with me And I’m disgusted with you
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Seventy Four 02:08
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900 900 02:01
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I had read the wrong instructions And I tried to follow orders Even though they didn't make sense And it didn't really look like much But why should I be blamed for someone Never printing pictures On the covers of the manuals Of products that they sell And don't you think I'd notice If directions for a toaster Were applied to a computer The results were shock and awe Maybe now I'll write a letter And attempt to get a refund Since my bread is still untoasted And my email is unread
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It started out like any other phone When I disconnected I was alone But it grew and it grew Now my phone call is never through The whole world talks through my receiver The woman said they would, I didn't believe her Is it a curse Or is everyone else's phone much worse? Now I'm never alone I'm on everybody's phone
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No Problemo 00:58
No money, no problemo No girlfriend, no problemo No car, no problemo No place to go, no problemo No plans, no problemo No religion, no problemo No cat, no problemo No chance, no problemo No vacation, no problemo No contract, no problemo No telephone, no problemo No heartbreak, no problemo No nothing, no problemo
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Big Bad Book 01:00
You can track your errors In this little book I wrote It's all about you And your various mistakes Someday I'll publish it I'll tell the world about your goofs You spilled soup in your lap It's in chapter 22 You can see where you went wrong It's in this little book I wrote
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I Got Needs 01:50
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Dick Pic 02:13
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14th Victim 01:39
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Arguable 02:28

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You like Green Andy albums? Well this is a Green Andy album. And one of the better ones, I might add.

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released January 1, 2008

There weren't many actual instruments on this album, but they were all played by Green Andy.

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Green Andy New York, New York

Oh, I'm just a guy. I make music. You know, the usual.

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