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by Green Andy

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I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) It was wooden and round Now it can’t be found I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I just wanted some wine Now my life’s on the line I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) It hurts like heck And it’s still in my neck I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I thought it was food I just wish I had chewed I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) Corkscrew’s still on the shelf Now I can’t call for help I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) I swallowed the cork (You swallowed the cork) It’s soggy and wood And it doesn’t taste good
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I can't take the business I can't take the stress I've got a lot of grievances I need to get off my chest The hours are too long The boss can go to hell I would have left 6 months ago If my novel would sell But it's as regular as clockwork At 8:00 on monday The migraine rumbles in and I start my working day It makes it hard to think Makes it hard to read The pain is so debilitating It makes my eardrums bleed I keep it to myself Keep a smile on my face But when that publisher calls me I'll wave goodbye to this place Cause every single Monday At 8:00 without fail The migraine says hello and everything else goes to hell The work's not getting easier The job is eating my soul I feel like one of the plastic critters In a Whack-A-Mole Forty hours a week or more I soldier on through the pain I've been doing it for 20 years And tomorrow I'll do it again And when Monday comes And that clock strikes 8 I'll say hello to the migraine and accept my fate
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All anticipation and AXE TO ACT AS ASSOCIATE To a actual acrobat ARMED TO THE AREOLA AIN'T GOT ANTAGONISM Try to appreciate all adventures ACTION IS THE AIM AND THE AVENUE ALL OF YOU awesome and anything at the archway arcing across a autumn afternoon arrested another accepting asshole aching awkward analog able abracadabra air in the access avalon and alone at an aquarium assuming it's an animal aren't all of em adorable arctic american asian australian A A A A ACCOMMODATION OF ATTRIBUTES Assumed as an artifice against an ATTITUDINAL ADJUSTMENT adjourned at an absolutely advanTAGEOUS airspan awning After all around is abating AWAITING ACTIVATING anything is able to arrest and is amazing Adjectives await and are absorbing, abortive Affordable, acceptable, abominable, arrestable Astronaut, angel, actress, alchemist Alcoholic, Alabaman all alone and angry Another Aluminum answer in an anthem of an ANTI ARGUMENTATIVE ANTAGONISTIC Anyhow anywhere anyplace anytime anything Appalachia is apparently the apeman aphrodisiac And and and a a a almost at an arrest of art Armageddon at ashes and ashes and ashes and and and a a a
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I hope it hurts From the moment that the sun stings your eyes To the thousand tiny insults that you have to take as you realize You lack the power to extract your revenge Over the masses that insist and demand That all your dignity is food for the damned And that you can't escape as hard as you try Because this tawdry state is how you will die I hope it hurts That each injustice will go on for all time And that this ladder is a ladder that you haven't got the power to climb You're gonna stay right where you are til you die With your head bowed down and ass cheeks spread wide You're just the plaything of the man in the sky But by the time he loses interest in you You'll be too old to start the journey anew I know it hurts To think of all the opportunities pissed away And how there's nothing left to see you through the tiny bit of time you have left today And death's the only thing that's left on your plate You have to watch yourself decay and just wait For sweet oblivion to stifle the pain It's the waiting for the end that's the worst And like the rest of your life, I hope it hurts
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All anticipation and AXE TO ACT AS ASSOCIATE To a actual acrobat ARMED TO THE AREOLA AIN'T GOT ANTAGONISM Try to appreciate all adventures ACTION IS THE AIM AND THE AVENUE ALL OF YOU awesome and anything at the archway arcing across a autumn afternoon arrested another accepting asshole aching awkward analog able abracadabra air in the access avalon and alone at an aquarium assuming it's an animal aren't all of em adorable arctic american asian australian A A A A ACCOMMODATION OF ATTRIBUTES Assumed as an artifice against an ATTITUDINAL ADJUSTMENT adjourned at an absolutely advanTAGEOUS airspan awning After all around is abating AWAITING ACTIVATING anything is able to arrest and is amazing Adjectives await and are absorbing, abortive Affordable, acceptable, abominable, arrestable Astronaut, angel, actress, alchemist Alcoholic, Alabaman all alone and angry Another Aluminum answer in an anthem of an ANTI ARGUMENTATIVE ANTAGONISTIC Anyhow anywhere anyplace anytime anything Appalachia is apparently the apeman aphrodisiac And and and a a a almost at an arrest of art Armageddon at ashes and ashes and ashes and and and a a a
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released September 18, 2015

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