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1. |
I Swallowed the Cork
02:34
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I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
It was wooden and round
Now it can’t be found
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I just wanted some wine
Now my life’s on the line
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
It hurts like heck
And it’s still in my neck
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I thought it was food
I just wish I had chewed
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
Corkscrew’s still on the shelf
Now I can’t call for help
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
I swallowed the cork
(You swallowed the cork)
It’s soggy and wood
And it doesn’t taste good
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2. |
Monday Migraine
03:12
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I can't take the business
I can't take the stress
I've got a lot of grievances
I need to get off my chest
The hours are too long
The boss can go to hell
I would have left 6 months ago
If my novel would sell
But it's as regular as clockwork
At 8:00 on monday
The migraine rumbles in and I start my working day
It makes it hard to think
Makes it hard to read
The pain is so debilitating
It makes my eardrums bleed
I keep it to myself
Keep a smile on my face
But when that publisher calls me
I'll wave goodbye to this place
Cause every single Monday
At 8:00 without fail
The migraine says hello and everything else goes to hell
The work's not getting easier
The job is eating my soul
I feel like one of the plastic critters
In a Whack-A-Mole
Forty hours a week or more
I soldier on through the pain
I've been doing it for 20 years
And tomorrow I'll do it again
And when Monday comes
And that clock strikes 8
I'll say hello to the migraine and accept my fate
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3. |
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All anticipation and
AXE TO ACT AS ASSOCIATE
To a actual acrobat
ARMED TO THE AREOLA AIN'T GOT ANTAGONISM
Try to appreciate all adventures
ACTION IS THE AIM AND THE AVENUE ALL OF YOU
awesome and anything at the archway arcing across a autumn afternoon arrested another accepting asshole aching awkward analog able abracadabra air in the access avalon and alone at an aquarium assuming it's an animal aren't all of em adorable arctic american asian australian
A A A A ACCOMMODATION OF ATTRIBUTES
Assumed as an artifice against an
ATTITUDINAL ADJUSTMENT adjourned at an absolutely advanTAGEOUS airspan awning
After all around is abating AWAITING ACTIVATING anything is able to arrest and is amazing
Adjectives await and are absorbing, abortive
Affordable, acceptable, abominable, arrestable
Astronaut, angel, actress, alchemist
Alcoholic, Alabaman all alone and angry
Another Aluminum answer in an anthem of an
ANTI ARGUMENTATIVE ANTAGONISTIC
Anyhow anywhere anyplace anytime anything
Appalachia is apparently the apeman aphrodisiac
And and and a a a almost at an arrest of art Armageddon at ashes and ashes and ashes and and and a a a
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5. |
Balanced Breakfast
02:34
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6. |
I Hope It Hurts
01:43
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I hope it hurts
From the moment that the sun stings your eyes
To the thousand tiny insults that you have to take as you realize
You lack the power to extract your revenge
Over the masses that insist and demand
That all your dignity is food for the damned
And that you can't escape as hard as you try
Because this tawdry state is how you will die
I hope it hurts
That each injustice will go on for all time
And that this ladder is a ladder that you haven't got the power to climb
You're gonna stay right where you are til you die
With your head bowed down and ass cheeks spread wide
You're just the plaything of the man in the sky
But by the time he loses interest in you
You'll be too old to start the journey anew
I know it hurts
To think of all the opportunities pissed away
And how there's nothing left to see you through the tiny bit of time you have left today
And death's the only thing that's left on your plate
You have to watch yourself decay and just wait
For sweet oblivion to stifle the pain
It's the waiting for the end that's the worst
And like the rest of your life, I hope it hurts
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7. |
And And And A A A
02:19
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All anticipation and
AXE TO ACT AS ASSOCIATE
To a actual acrobat
ARMED TO THE AREOLA AIN'T GOT ANTAGONISM
Try to appreciate all adventures
ACTION IS THE AIM AND THE AVENUE ALL OF YOU
awesome and anything at the archway arcing across a autumn afternoon arrested another accepting asshole aching awkward analog able abracadabra air in the access avalon and alone at an aquarium assuming it's an animal aren't all of em adorable arctic american asian australian
A A A A ACCOMMODATION OF ATTRIBUTES
Assumed as an artifice against an
ATTITUDINAL ADJUSTMENT adjourned at an absolutely advanTAGEOUS airspan awning
After all around is abating AWAITING ACTIVATING anything is able to arrest and is amazing
Adjectives await and are absorbing, abortive
Affordable, acceptable, abominable, arrestable
Astronaut, angel, actress, alchemist
Alcoholic, Alabaman all alone and angry
Another Aluminum answer in an anthem of an
ANTI ARGUMENTATIVE ANTAGONISTIC
Anyhow anywhere anyplace anytime anything
Appalachia is apparently the apeman aphrodisiac
And and and a a a almost at an arrest of art Armageddon at ashes and ashes and ashes and and and a a a
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8. |
In General The
01:40
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Green Andy New York, New York
Oh, I'm just a guy. I make music. You know, the usual.
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